Purple Fuzzy Adventures

Hey there, Riley Grayson here! Furry, Foodie, Music Lover, Batman Freak, Patriots Fan. Also known as Syd. ♥ My heart forever belongs to a US Airman. ♥

solidstomak:

beansandricebryce:

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

Holy sheeet

neeeeeeeeeddddd

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"HAVE YOU EVER" hour. DO IT. (please)

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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

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yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

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thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

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officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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citgo:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

she was really bussin it open wide 

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ziggystardick:

Bestfri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
B(∞)ty

Soulm(ate)

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(Source: diabetic--homeless--hookers)

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airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo

Too bad this is fake

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