Purple Fuzzy Adventures

Hey there, Riley Grayson here! Furry, Foodie, Music Lover, Batman Freak, Patriots Fan. Also known as Syd. ♥ My heart forever belongs to a US Airman. ♥

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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great-aspirations:

braveheart-the-lion:

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

I would pay $10,000 to hear Michelle say “I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!!”.

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heytinafey:

my favorite olympic athletes

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lmaoalien:

god bless u scott

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jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

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illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

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lilycovescity:

✿ EEVEELUTION GIVEAWAY ✿

Hello. I reached my follower goal and I wanted to thank my followers by doing a giveaway for them. I’ve been thinking about doing a pokemon-themed giveaway for a long time so here we go.

✿ Prizes
  • A brand new eevee 3DS XL.
  • An eeveelution keychain ( any eeveelution of your choice ).
✿ Rules
  • Must be following me. I only post pokemon.
  • Only reblogs count, liking can be used for bookmark purposes.
  • No giveaway blogs or inactive sideblogs, please.
  • You must be willing to give out your address so it can be shipped directly to you.
  • If you are under the age of 18 and you win the prize, please make sure you have parental consent before I ship it.
  • This is international.
  • Winners will be chosen by a random generator, if you do not respond within 48 hours it goes to the next one in line.
  • If this reaches 2k notes I’ll toss in a game with it. Any game of your choice.
✿ Disclaimer ;

This giveaway is not being provided to you, sponsored, nor endorsed by Tumblr or Nintendo. Please understand, thank you.

It ends May 12th. Good luck.

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

(Source: alpha--of---the--pack)

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(Long time subber, first time asker!❤) A random guy on drunk facebook-messaged me to tell me he thought I was attractive. The conversation went from spanking, to rape culture and then he said this gem: "Well then I'm a victim of rape culture..."

cortneenicolee

misandry-mermaid:

(Cont) “…which includes and is not limited to: Girls thinking I’m making unwanted advances when I’m really just being nice, the girl not saying no then being mad about something I did, girls thinking I’m objectifying them when I’m just complimenting them, and truly getting thrown in the friendzone.” *so hard being a boy* :’(
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markliddell:

(Source: joethejohnston)

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iamsmallcat:

queerfuck:

fucking power to her.

When you’re going to murder your rapist you may as well go big.

(Source: suzziepsyche)

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