(Cont) “…which includes and is not limited to: Girls thinking I’m making unwanted advances when I’m really just being nice, the girl not saying no then being mad about something I did, girls thinking I’m objectifying them
“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.